sms and funny jokesh

kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the

jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the ,

utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

             

har taraf padhai ka saya hai

peparon mein number kisne paya hai

ham to u hin aye the paper dene

sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai

An engineering student to his sweeper brother:

"mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,

4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.

Tere paas kya hai?".

Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,

Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,

Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,

Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,

Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.

It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.

It functions right from the time we are born,

and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

My nights are going sleepless,

my days are going useless.

So I asked GOD, "is this love?".

GOD replied, "no dear, result is near