santa banta jokes

BIRTHDAY".

Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts, friends, and free animated ecards.

            The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday

may almighty shower u with blessings on ur BIRTHDAY.luv u aiways..

If our friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If our friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be love, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man.

WINTER CUMS AGAIN N AGAIN, SUMMER CUMS AGAIN N AGAIN, BUT

FRIEND LIKE U NEVER CUM AGAIN N AGAIN BCOZ, GOD NEVER MAKE

MISTAKE AGAIN N AGAIN

Birth is like a dot, Life is like a line, Love is like a triangle But FRIENDSHIP is like a circle Bcoz circles dont have an end.

True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

A good friend is like a bra. he is tight, careful, holds u from falling and always close to ur heart.

It takes half our life to find true friends and half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you.

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

When God opened the window of the heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? I said : Please take special care of the person reading this!

A special friend is rare indeed, it seems to be a special breed, yes, perfect friends are very few, so lucky I am for having you.

If kisses were water, I will give you the sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give you a tree. If you love a planet, I will give you a galaxy. If friendship is lif,e I will give you mine.

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is you.

Smile ever gumsum never, speak ever chupchap never, hasna ever rona never, yad rakhna mujhe bhulna never, kui ki hum hai friends for ever.